Boy, things sure have changed since I was in college! Why back then, if a woman was found naked, masturbating on the living room couch our reaction was to do two things immediately:
1. Find as many $1 bills as possible
2. Get her more beer!
From the article:
"While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.......Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said...... Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."
To top it all off, they're going to throw out the couches! What, exactly, is wrong with these guys? Is it possible that of all the things that go on in a fraternity, of all the debauchery those couches have seen this incident of a naked woman masturbating on a couch is what crossed the line for these boys? All I can say, is I'm glad I went to college when I did, because we tended to view these sorts of things in an entirely different way.
