We're All Gonna Die!!

A bit melodramatic, but none-the-less a fact of life: We're all gonna die. The question is when, and how soon? This site gives you an estimate.

Me, apparently I'll keel over sometime around 84. A bit soon given my muscular 25 BMI. My guess is that it would be longer except my mother's side of the family has a little issue with coronary blockage. You should have seen my doctor's face drain to pale when I told him that my uncle had a heart attack at 45! You just can't pay for entertainment like that........um, unless it is with your life.

So don't piss me off, you just might cause me to have the grabber, and you wouldn't want that on your conscience would you?