"Polishes Potter's Goblet"?

You can imagine my surprise this morning when I saw this headline.

We've all had a laugh at some of those old porno films that in lieu of a plot, came up with a play on words for their title; Rambone, Private Bun-jiman, A Beautiful Grind, Rear and Present Danger, An Officer and a Genitalman, Battlestar Orgasmica, and my personal favorite, Diddle Her on the Roof. So you can imagine my shock this morning when I saw the linked article in the Chicago Tribune! I had no idea who this Newell guy was, but the fact that he got his x-rated film publicized in the Trib was quite impressive.

Turns out, that it is a little less than that and apparently some headline writer has quite the sense of humor. Bravo!