What is happening in schools these days? Teachers teaching classes how to explode bombs, slutry seductresses having their wanton ways with young males, and now this: Wedgies that get out of control.
When I was a kid we gave out regular wedgies and the mythical Atomic Wedgie. The Atomic Wedgie was a wedgie soooo extreme that the elastic waistband supposedly ended up around the victim's ears. Never saw one, but heard many a tale. It sounds like our victim here had something more along the lines of the atomic version.