Friday, April 22, 2005
Apparently our Chinese brothers have a self image problem. It seems that they have long believed that their penises are smaller then those of men from other parts of the world. Perhaps they got some extra copies of that Rifleman comic book.
Anyway, in an effort to deflate this theory and buck-up, so to speak, the egos of Chinamen everywhere, a group of Hong Kong based scientists set out to erect a study of the varying sizes of men's penises in countries around the world. With firm resolve, our determined scientists moved in and out of countries world wide an came up with some interesting results:
"Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches."
Our Chinese friends were throbbing with excitement when their calculations determined that the average Chinaman is packing full 3.33 inches. Not surprisingly, American men were among the world's leaders as we came in second only to the Italians in throw weight who delivered a full 3.54 inches.
Sadly, our Chinese scholars seem to have unwittingly revealed a little more about themselves and their understanding of the sex act then they may have desired:
"The study did not measure the penises when they were erect."
Doesn't this reflect a fundamental misunderstanding of what is important? When we rate cars do we measure them on idle speed? Of course not! Clearly those crafty Chinamen are trying to cover up the real truth, which can only be that when the time comes for action, our communist wusses just don't measure up.!
No surprise really. That whole long wall thing is the world's most obvious case of over compensation ever. Which raises an idea.
Maybe we can help save GM by selling Corvettes to under endowed Chinese!