Tuesday, March 15, 2005

North Korea Wants An Apology?

Apparently, North Korea has demanded that before negotiations begin again, Condoleeza Rice must apologize for referring to the country as "an outpost of tyranny". Seems we hurt poor Dear Leader's feelings. Too bad "Dear Mama Who Suckles a Noble Country" and Daddy the "Glorious Leader" didn't teach him that "sticks and stones may break his bones, but words will never hurt him". But then its a country that puts a lot of stock in idiotic names for their leaders, so what's a kid to do?

Well in the spirit of going along to get along, here are some terms that we at The Pursuit of Happiness will no longer use:

An outpost of insanity

The country dominated by a wack job with a bad hair do

Rice-a-looney the torture state treat (really pisses him off when you sing it
to the commercial jingle)

Dear "Who needs viagra when you have missiles" Leader

And the term we're really going to miss using:

Madeline Albright's boy toy Posted by Hello

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